Commentary on the Sochi hockey commentary

Five stars, blue ribbon and highest honors to the women and men’s ice hockey games announcer at the Olympics. [Editor’s note: we *think* its Mike Emrick Puff is referring to, but we have consumed zero seconds of Sochi except for Tara and Johnny’s Instagram, so correct us if we’re wrong in the comments.]

You could watch and listen or just listen and know what was going on in the game. All athletic announcers should take a lesson. He wasn’t telling them how to play, he was simply describing the plays as they happened. You had no trouble knowing what was happening. He knew the players on the other teams and could call their names out — amazing. NBC should give him a big raise, and ESPN should take a lesson, because their people can’t do it right.

In other news, everyone needs to start paying attention to their teams for March Madness. Last night, Russdiculous threw up the last shot in OT for the Cards’ sliver of a win over Cincinnati, and Kentucky had a hard time getting past LSU. Should be an exciting tournament…

Heart medals awarded to Katie Uhlaender, Jeremy Abbott, and Team USA Hockey

I’ll let the basketball go this week because of the Olympics. Thought I did watch the Syracuse/Pittsburgh game. Syracuse won by 1 point — Pitt led all the way through, and then they get down to the end — overtime, in Pittsburgh — and Pitt lets Syracuse put a ball in the basket. The Syracuse guy who made the shot is an excellent shooter, and Pittsburgh probably didn’t want to foul him. That’s the name of the game.

Now, on to the big sports topic: Sochi.

The first medal from our hearts (heart medals) goes to Katie Uhlaender. She lost by POINT OH FOUR seconds in getting a skeleton downhill medal.

The other heart medal goes to Jeremy Abbott, men’s champion who fell in the short thing, then came in twelfth in the finals. He skated a free program but couldn’t do the big jumps because he apparently hurt his hips — and everybody looks for those damn jumps.

Another highlight from the men’s skating: 19-year old Jason Brown from Chicago — he hasn’t mastered the quadruple — ice dancing to Riverdance. He’s fluid, but I want to take our hats off to the Japanese. They were really outstanding.

And of course: GO USA HOCKEY. I don’t know how they scored that at the end — whoever made the first point won the game. Now, that was good. We’re really tickled that the US beat the Russians. This is where Putin wanted them to win the gold and now they’re out. The Russians could win the women’s figure skating, though, so Putin has something to look forward to. 

The American women are coming in with all the medals. The men did win gold, silver and bronze in some kind of snowboarding or skiing — dumb stuff. They have so many of those things with snow boarders and loops in the air — now they’re doing it with skis on. Why?

[A note from Puff’s husband: They ought to play the music from ice skating performances in the curling competition. It could use some excitement.]

And finally, on a different note: it would pay all of us to read a book that came out in 1961: Catch-22. I’ve just died laughing all the way through it recently; it’s so to-the-point it’s actually not funny. Yossarian is up on all the political people today. In my edition, Christopher Buckley wrote the forward and said Heller was one of his mentors. Here is a book that has sold millions of copies, never won an award, and it’s still top of the line. It’s a word in the American Heritage Dictionary; everyone throws around the word but they don’t know where it comes from. So wake up and read it, or re-read it.

It’s time to light up the world

Long past due, it is time to light up the world — not with the Olympic torch — but with honesty and a good sense of right and wrong. Come on, sports world, social and public media, governments, entertainment, business, professionals, spouses, and anyone else I may have overlooked: be honest and truthful in everything you do.

All citizens of the world take note: it is the truth that will win out eventually.

And: hats off to all the Olympians headed to Sochi.